Obi-wan Kenobi is a dick.

Obi Wan Kenobi is a dick.

I came to this conclusion while rewatching Star Wars an hour ago.

Let's say your sketchy neighbour tells you that the father you never met is actually a really great guy, who was killed by James Earl Jones. Or not James Earl Jones, but some big nasty mean corporate asshole who goes around grabbing people by the throat and generally being unpleasant to work for. Really unpleasant.

So, you go after this guy, naturally, since he killed your dad, and in his dying gasp, he tells you he was your dad all along, and Ben never bothered to tell you.

If you are like me, you would be pretty pissed at Ben. He's a dick.